WTF?!

Why on Earth would you try to carry-on SEVEN cans of soup to an airplane!?
Are you Jodi Foster or something?!

And if you have to turn to the person behind you and say "sorry I've got so much stuff" as you pile it all up for the baggage scanner, you don't belong in the freakin' 'expert traveler' black diamond lane. Why isn't someone enforcing this at CMH?